More Interviews on the way...: ![]() Last call: ![]() Wednesday, March 11, 1998 Hoppo's Hacks=kewl!: ![]() Questions, questions!: ![]() Right on!: ![]() Keep forgetting to let people know: ![]() Sunday, March 8, 1998 Changes to the Shop!: ![]() Questions, questions!: ![]() This Place Sux!!!: ![]() Wednesday, March 4, 1998 A Setback: ![]() Other Speed Shop Things: ![]() Look for some statistical analysis to come to SSS pretty soon. And I have received about 2 dozen feedback forms, so those too will be graphed and HTML'd. Nitro Pack Bloopers!: ![]() Saturday, February 28, 1998 A Setback: ![]() Loco Midis!: ![]() NITRO and GOLD EDITION I'76!!!: ![]() Wedensday, February 25, 1998 ARGHH!!: ![]() More Three Dee: ![]() Thanks, also: ![]() Friday, February 20, 1998 3D NOFX: ![]() Who gives a shit? After hearing everyone with these fancy 3D Monster, Canopus, and whatever cards rave on and on, I guess I expected to get sucked into the monitor and to drive off into New Mexico at 80MPH, the tense whine of my inline 6 cylinder engine calming my senses as I downshifted into third gear, and hot air slid through a crack in the passenger side window cutting past my deep socketed eyes and scorching my lungs... But no. The ground became nice and fluffy looking and procceded to induce vertigo, whereas previously it only sat there with a speckled texture. I have since de-activated I'76 3D. Maybe it helps with that game.. what's it called.. Bake? Quake? Whatever, I don't play that kind of game, so it didn't help much. And these 3D cards cost over a hundred bucks, heck I could buy some nice floormats for my car or something with that money! Bahhhhh!! Bahhhhhh!!: ![]() Err...: ![]() Saturday, February 16, 1998 A Low Blow...: ![]() Uh..: ![]() Saturday, February 14, 1998 What?!: ![]() And the first hacks cometh...: ![]() More..!: ![]() Wedensday, February 11, 1998 NT 5.0 :) : ![]() What Comes Up, Must Come Down...: ![]() DUBLIN (AFP) - An Irish scientist who carried out a five-year study of ecstasy has warned people Monday not to take the so-called love drug on St Valentine's Day or at any other time as it causes a range of serious health problems. Professor Brian Leonard, research scientist at University College, Galway, said the drug is "quite insidious in its actions" and hits the immune system and destroys part of the brain. "Basically what seems to happen is that after one or two exposures to ecstasy, the drug gets into the brain and destroys the parts of the nervous system which make a transmitter substance called serotonin which controls mood. "What ecstasy is doing in destroying these nerve endings can lead to depression." Leonard told RTE that a second unexpected result from their study was that the drug, after even a single tablet, started to close down the immune system and left people open to infections. "The love drug is something which should not be taken on Valentine's Day or at any other time," Leonard said. "It is not the sort of drug that should be abused. It is insidious in its long term effects and that's the message I want to get across to young people." Remember kids, this Valentine's day, use you brain, don't lose it. Don't use this crap, I've watched one of the most brilliant people I ever met throw their life away, their values way, and their friends away, and get sick constantly, all for what? The end result is nothing. Sunday, February 8, 1998 Brotherhood: ![]() Software so bad it's... bad.: ![]() Salute!: ![]() Feed Me!: ![]() Novella in the Works...: ![]() Wedensday, February 4, 1998 Feed Me!: ![]() Counter inserted, again...: ![]() Rise of the Auto Vigilane...: ![]() Sunday, February 1, 1998 War of the Websites...: ![]() The hacking starts to heat up...: ![]() New Reitrement Park for I'76 Players!: ![]() Cool Flick: ![]() Friday, January 24, 1998 IMPORTANT, please read!: ![]() Mail from those Activision-type people...: ![]() The I'76 team and Activision wanted to send you some never-before-seen screenshots and info about the new Interstate '76 Arsenal, due to hit stores everywhere in February. Please feel free to post these new shots on your website and distribute them to any of the other I'76 fansites. The Arsenal includes a new Gold Edition of Interstate '76 that boasts 16-bit 3D hardware acceleration with enhanced graphics, an optimized engine for screaming framerates, difficulty levels and hack prevention! And the Nitro Pack features all that PLUS 20 new single-player missions, new multiplayer maps and options including Capture The Flag and Racing, and new cars and weapons! Check out our new Interstate '76 website for all the details!" http://www.activision.com/games/action/arsenal/ Well isn't that nifty? Friday, January 16, 1998 Chat THIS: ![]() ![]() Sunday, January 11, 1998 ![]() A Kind and Just Ruler...: ![]() And Still to Come...: ![]() Friday, January 9, 1998 And a Happy New Year!: ![]() AVA Ladder Given a PERL Injection!!!: ![]() And Still to Come...: ![]() Friday, December 26, 1997 Cleaning House...: ![]() Where is the Art Bandit?: ![]() AVA Ladder in Sad State of Disrepair: ![]() And On a Lighter Note...: ![]() One Other Thing!: How could I forget? Cool heavy metal band I am doing web design for... Massacre Zer0! Saturday, December 20, 1997 Judgement Day Cometh: ![]() Mental Note...: ![]() Monday, December 15, 1997 Check out the Spares Section!: New things.. the I76 Drinking Game, and the Speed Shop Art Gallery, hosted by Bandit! Saturday, December 10, 1997 Bob Bitchin Retires: AVA Founder Bob retires, leaving SuiCyco and The Jaff, to take over where he left off. The Speed Shop gains a message board...: Yups. Check it out here. Saturday, December 6, 1997 Gangs sprouting up all over the place...: If you want to join an I'76 gang, (or I'76 team, if you're an Uber 313373 d00d like me), then now's your chance. With the Nitro Pack upgrade coming soon, alot of players have newfound intrest in the game. Gangs folding all over the place...: Due to lack of intrest lots of gangs have folded in lately. Yin and yang. Nitro Pack brings with it, dual rear mounts?...: This information from Bozzer of Team Intercept. ![]() Check out this shot...the green car is a rear shot of the Enforcer. Take a look at the rear of the car...a close look. There is a rear mounted 20mm cannon...AND, right below the bumper...there is a red and white square. Perhaps a rear missile mount? Hmmm. INTeresting.... Thursday, December 4, 1997 Sui being lazy with Speed Shop?: Well, sorry about the non updatedness... I've been getting hammered by the common cold, and the common term paper from school. The semester is almost over... A free month shall be granted.. 2 more years.. 2 more years and I'm free.. Unless I go back for my Masters... Oh GOD, it never ends! Bob Bitchin Stepping Down...: After months of great ideas and gameplay related stuff, Bob Bitchin, founder of the AVA decides it's time to hang up his "Vivoid" and go fly Russain fighter planes. Who will succeed him as keeper of the AVA way? This remains to be seen. Thibor, AVA Chapter Page Admin, decides there's nothing important going on in I'76...: Hey you! I know you SAY you don't read any I'76 site stuff anymore, but your not fooling anyone! Go update the chapter webpage, instead of copping out and saying 'Until news happens again...'!!! If I can maintain the Speed Shop, you can maintain the Chapters page. Just because you have a Geo Metro doesn't make you more special than anybody else! =) Did You Know...: You can access the Speed Shop with this nifty speedlink? Check it out... http://www.intercept.org/speedshop. Jesus Christ...: Check out these crazy revelations presented by some junkyard missionaries... Hallejuah! Tuesday, November 25, 1997 Here's mud in your eye...: Well, looks like Activision is giving away a classic muscle car.. an old Dodge Charger.. pretty fly... But here's my question.. why did it get raffled off? Why couldn't we fight for it like the Quakers fought for John Carmack's Ferrari? Well, I am going to send them some mail about that, and I encourage others to do so as well... Click here to go to "Eye on Activision". Check it out.. witness via RealPlayer streaming video as guy wins an awesome muscle car and he goes, "yeah, it is neat". Uh huh... neat. jeez! Why can't Activision be run by good ol' John too? But before you go.. watch out.. there are 26 cookies waiting for your rejection. Enjoy. (Two thumbs down) Do You Have the Ability to Enter the Facility?: I had hosted a game the other day, IRD Facility, the first map that I had ever released, and wouldn't you know, no one had ever heard of it! It's a large download but in my opinion worth it, with it's own zipped HTML file that contains a topographical view of the map and a fun scenario for 5, among other things. It is in fact one of my favorite maps, and probably the best map I have ever released. Yes, send me IRD Facility for the new low price of 769 kilobytes! Lose a Few Pounds...: Buddy Ax-L is working on a dueling system based on vehicle weight, rather than hardpoints, armor, or prices. Looks to be interesting! Take me to the I'76 Vehicle Weight Classification System. And Finally...: We keep hearing talk about a Capture the Flag ability coming out in the as of yet unreleased I'76 II, but seems like INT Bozzer just couldn't wait that long! After countless revisions, (and maybe more to come) he has created a flat out awesome CTF map and ruleset! Click here for the phat CTF map and rules. Damn one last thing...: I finally got one of those fly cable modems going on.. So now when I'76 starts laggin, I can blame it on everyone ELSE! Also, this means my old e-mail adresses are now defunct.. send all mail to speedshop@geocities.com only! Monday, November 24, 1997 Mercnet Server Down.. For GOOD?: As I am sure most have noticed, the mercnet gaming server hasn't been responding these last few days, if anyone has any leads, drop us a line at Speed Shop! WANTED: Drivable Ramp!: A friend of mine asked me to mention this, and I think it's a sweet idea... A drivable Steel Ramp or Thrill Show ramp! A weapon placement, a dropper or two would be nice, but, the real reason he is asking for it is so people can jump off of him! Imagine that, you can have one of your friends play ramp while you try and find the perfect leaping spot! (He also mentioned he would like the ability to drive in reverse and "scoop" people up..) It would make a good map building tool, to determine where to put your ramps ahead of time instead of loading/editing, loading/editing... Well, if anyone has any leads, contact us. And Finally...: I was looking for a phat 70's type logo for the Speed Shop, and lo and behold comes the Wingnut out of the blue with this sly grpahic! Thanks man! ![]() Saturday, November 22, 1997 AVA Circuit Monitor Flakes...: A half dozen auto vigilante's sat around today in the Gladitorus arena, waiting for a ref who was tardy infinity... Get a hed: One thing I had forgotten to mention, I saw this band "hed" play at a local club... In concert they were so so.. too much distortion, but, they put on a good (visual) show.. especially the turn table guy, who used a buzzsaw on his equipment... heh. At any rate, I picked up their full length CD this week, and it's a whole lot better, the mix sounds great. The album is released on Jive records, which is sort of unusual, considering it's definitely not rap music, and Jive is a predominately rap music label... If you took Korn, Sepultura, Rage against the Machine, and maybe a sprinkle of Suicidal Tendencies, Bob Marely (on crack), Deftones, Sublime, and of course, their own personality... That would be a close approximation of hed. In an age where thrash totally sucks and is full of sissy bands, hed is refreshingly violent and energetic... hed You just can't skate anywhere nowdays: Well, the guards at work "caught" me skating near the Imaging Building and say it's a big No No... But hey, it's alright to jog, play basketball, and volleyball, and bike, and ruin your health (and others) smoking outside.. but no skateboards... uhh, makes sense I guess. Thursday, November 20, 1997 Hi There!: Hey, remember me? Sorry I've been so busy lately, what with school drawing to a close, other computer time devoted to designing an album cover for Massacre 0, and work getting downright brutal, and mercnet being broken half the time I try to log on... We've got two half done interviews here, one due to time constraints, the other due to me losing half the interview log.. (OPPS!) I'm considering putting up a an ongoing series of texts bashing all the ridiculous behavior I have seen on I'76net server the last few days, traveling incognito. Also in the works.. a USEFUL help file for the strange little bugs many people encounter, but few know how to interpet and debug. These items will most likely end up in the spares section.. I'll let you know when. And a car review is coming up.. but the next few weeks are going to be pretty thin. Tuesday, November 11, 1997 Respect..: Show appreciation for military personell today.. Saturday, November 8, 1997 In I'76 News...: SuiCyco leaves the AVA Combat Ladder at #1. AVA Circuit Starts TODAY!: Get your butt over there, boy! More Bill Gates Bashing!: Do it cause it feels good! And Finally...: The Allgames I'76 newspage is back up, and the URL is: i76.allgames.com. Friday, November 7, 1997 Drug Dealer Gets Busted: Drug Dealer, a well known I'76 hacker, has, for a very long time, maintained that he is in fact, an Activision graphics and programming expert that has done exstensive work on I'76. Finally, some concrete evidence has appeared. The I'76 team lead, Chip James, and two other Activision employees, have responded to his claims in a very clear manner. Their response? Here it is in Scott Kragers own words: "Not much more to say now that Chip, Zack and Alex have responded, but I figure it's worth backing them up. Drug Dealer had nothing to do with the Nitro Pack or any other I'76 products. Alex deserves the credit for the new cars in the Nitro Pack. Dealer, step up and be a man -- admit to everyone you lied! Scott Krager Director, Nitro Pack Producer, I'76 Activision" Drug Dealer does not work for Activision, and indeed, did NOT design the 'Leopard' car for the Nitro pack as he claimed. Check out the rest of the live action drama on the I'76 CMB board. Why the web of deceit, DD? Two thumbs down! New information on Microsoft: ![]() Microsoft Addresses Justice Department Accusations ************************************************************** REDMOND, Wash.-Oct. 21, 1997 -- In direct response to accusations made by the Department of Justice, Microsoft Corporation announced today it will be acquiring the Federal Government of the United States of America for an undisclosed sum. "It's actually a logical extension of our growth," said Microsoft chairman and CEO Bill Gates. "It's a positive arrangement for everyone." Microsoft representatives held a briefing at the Oval Office with US President Bill Clinton, and assured members of the press that changes to US Government policy will be "minimal." The United States will be managed as a wholly owned subsidiary of Microsoft Corp. An initial public offering is planned for July 4 of next year, and the Federal Government is expected to be profitable by 1999, according to Microsoft president Steve Ballmer. In a related announcement, President Bill Clinton stated that he had "willingly and enthusiastically" accepted a position as vice president of USA Operations with Microsoft, and will continue to manage the United States government, reporting directly to Microsoft chairman and CEO Bill Gates. When asked how it felt to give up the mantle of executive authority, Clinton smiled and referred to it as "a relief." He went on to say that Gates has a "proven track record," and that US citizens should offer Gates their "full support and confidence." In his new role at Microsoft, Clinton will reportedly be earning several times the $200,000 annually he currently earns as US president. Gates dismissed a rumor that the US Capitol be moved to Redmond as "silly," though he did say he would make executive decisions for the US government from his existing office at Microsoft headquarters. Gates did say, however, that the US House and Senate would "of course" be abolished. "Microsoft isn't a democracy," Gates said, "yet look how well we're doing." When asked if the rumored attendant acquisition of Canada was proceeding, Gates would only say that Microsoft doesn't comment on unannounced products. Microsoft representatives closed the conference by stating that United States citizens will be able to expect lower taxes, increases in government services, discounts on all Microsoft products, and the immediate arrest of all executive officials of Sun Microsystems Inc. and Netscape Corp. About Microsoft: Founded in 1975, Microsoft (NASDAQ "MSFT") is the worldwide leader in software for personal computers, and democratic government. The company offers a wide range of products and services for public, business and personal use, each designed with the mission of making it easier and more enjoyable for people to take advantage of the full power of personal computing and mostly free society every day. About the United States: Founded in 1776, the United States of America is the most successful nation in the history of the world, and has been a beacon of democracy and opportunity for over 200 years. Headquartered in Washington, DC, the United States is a wholly owned subsidiary of Microsoft Corporation. "The United States of America" and "Microsoft" are registered trademarks of Microsoft Corporation. Tuesday, November 4, 1997 Site gets some new stuff: A new section has appeared, "spares". Check it out, in there you can find out stuff about me, and soon hopefully, some of the other Speed Shop editors. Billy caught being naughty again!: That lovable guy, Bill Gates, is certainly going to be busy in court over the next few months. The newest plantiff in the halls of justice? Sun Microsystems. Why? Well, in a nutshell, Microsoft doesn't like the idea of a cross platform programming language, namely Java, because it would give older computers a new lease on life, and therefore, keep Microsoft from selling it's network solutions, so, in a very uncool move, Microsoft decided to cripple Java in Microsoft Internet Explorer 4.0. What makes it even MORE uncool is that Microsoft has always said that Java doesn't work. And now they are trying to make that dream (Java not being cross-platform possible) a reality. Fortuanately, Sun Microsystems wasn't born yesterday, and caught on to the latest Microsoft scheme rather quickly. Check out the Sun press release. Friday, Halloween, 1997 Nitro Pack Update: PC Gamer has the scoop on some new cars and terrain for Nitro pack.. if this is any indication of what we have to look forward to, don't even THINK of hanging up your driving gloves! Sunday, October 26, 1997 Jedi Knight vs. I'76: Oh come on. The Force is NOTHING compared to the Funk! I've been doing a little multiplayer with Jedi Knight this weekend and I've come to the conclusion I'76 is more my style. The game is great for single player, and a Capture the Flag option in Multiplayer is alot of fun. But the ultra dark settings and all the tough guy Boba Fet types on the internet are a REAL drag. The chat ability in the game is crisp and to the point, I guess I'm just set in my old, funky ways, of I'76... Halfway to 40: Well, it was my birthday a few days ago, so I haven't been updating, in part because some friends of mine bought me a copy of that Jedi Knight game as tribute to my continued success in aging. Other news: What is HC1? Good question, and here is what it seems to be: Well, since the advent of driveable trees, roads, trashcans, etc. The I'76 hackers have run into a certain problem... Other hackers can't see their designs! Too bad not all I'76 hacks are like this, then, only people that wanted to play with hacks, would. At any rate, in an attempt to lay down some common hacking ground, HC1 will contain all the files nessecary to view and play with/against all these new hacks. Want to fight a hacker in his trusty garbage can? Then you want HC1. Thursday, October 23, 1997 I Can See!: Well, I have a new monitor. Consequently I can see again. The I'76 Brotherhood: Some overall rules of play that should be observed by all I'76 enthusiasts, I suggest you check it out... Nopi sucks!: A real life issue, unrelated to I'76... I ordered this set of 4 cross drilled rotors for one of my Z cars, and a set of pads to go with.. total was something like 220. In the catalog it said "Front part num 0135 + 0136/$85.00", "Rear part num 0176+0177/$85.00". Now, thats for the new rotors (disc brakes), but when I see "Front part num 0135 + 0136/$85.00" I assume the front PAIR, not single.. After all, who the hell would buy ONE disc brake? That would be like buying one tire... So then I get charged, you guessed it.. 85 PER disc.. so what is that? 320 bucks or something (with the pads)... Whatever.. I've got to call them now, and I hope they have made a mistake, because otherwise it's a total rip off and I'll just send all the stuff back. So remember, stay away from Nopi! Sneaky business practices does not a good mail order company make! Tuesday, October 21, 1997 Billy, yer gonna burn...: In a suprise move the other day, propably to take heat off Bill Clinton and friends, Janet Reno is now chasing Bill Gates and charging his company, Microsoft, with a million dollar-a-day penalty for breaking previoulsy defined limits in an anti-trust agreement. Has Microsoft gone too far? Here is one opinion on their business practices . And this one is for Thibor. (Just kidding Thibbe!) Monday, October 20, 1997 Bad, bad luck: My monitor, a Zeos, broke the other day, basically, it was overheating after an hour of use. Being the electronically inclined guy that I am, I attempted to fix the problem myself. Now, one of the color guns is out also... Other news:Car requests being taken, have some cars you'd like to see in the future in I'76 updates? Post your requests here. Scientists create headless animals!:Neat, check it out! Saturday, October 18, 1997 Sui Ailing: It's early Saturday morning. My jaw is bruised, muscles knotted, I can't hear, and there is blood from about 20 different people on my clothes. What happened, you ask? Why, I went and saw Suicidal Tendencies perform live at a quaint local saloon. They are a blast! Did alot of the old school punk tunes, left out alot of the metal.. Oh well, but the best part was the disco tune.. heh heh! And talk about the pit from hell... =) Thursday, October 16, 1997 Site Ideas: Being the globally minded news reporter that I am, I have decided to start setting links to REAL WORLD news events that any SSS visitor should take a glance at. Hippies thwarted, Cassini takes off for Saturn: Anti-technologist freaks are denied in a last ditch effort to halt a 3.4 billion dollar space probe project that has been in the making for about 12 years. To find out more about this bold scientific attempt to find more out about the solar sytem in which we live, go here. Tuesday, October 14, 1997 Site Recieves Warning Sign: Java made some browsers crash, old ones, Netscape and IE 2.0, so i put up a warning page you have to go through to get in, the way around it is to edit your bookmark so it says "http://www.geocities.com/motorcity/downs/6171/" or else you will get the warning... Sunday, October 12, 1997 JavaScript! Well, SuiCyco said he would figure something out with this Java thing by the end of the weekend, and though any experienced Java guy will quickly make snide remarks as to the complexity of this task, the NavBar buttons are now Java'd. Other news: We have pretty much settled on the layout of the Test Drive and Long Term Auto Review Section on the Speed Shop. Expect it to be updated when FunkMaster and Myself have time to borrow other's car's for a spin. And Finally: We just recieved this maili today from a web surfer. O.K. SC, I got Beatnik, The difference in MIDI sounds on my system is only incredible... And it gets better than that! Beatnik also reads RMF file format sound, which is MUCH better than the MIDI format. All MIDI files selected for the Speed Shop are chosen with Beatnik in mind, so why don't you check it out here. And no, it doesn't work with that lame Microsoft Internet Exploder, but then again, what does? Saturday, October 11, 1997 News things happening at the Speed Shop New navigation buttons, new section, 'Test Drives', and a new Speed Shop staffer, Funkmaster [DV], who will be giving a hand with interviews, Test Drvies, and whatever else we can get him to do around here! =) Other news: I'76 Version 1.1 in the process of going Beta! Here is an exerpt from the AVA homepage... "Hey Bob: We are looking for a few good vigilantes to test out our radically new upgrade of Interstate 76, aptly named version 1.1 The improvements are: 1) D3D and 3Dfx glide support 2) Anti-Hack code 3) Improved software performance 4) Difficulty levels (Wimp, Champ, Badass) This would be a limited beta test and we thought that the AVA would be a great place to try it out, especially since you guys are such hard-core multi-player enthusiasts. We would like to send the CDs out tomorrow for a Saturday arrival and a weekend of testing. Could you give a call-out to your guys to see if any of them are interested in testing out this new and improved code-base? Please return people's names, addresses and emails to the following email address - [deleted]. Thanks in advance for your help with this cool new version of Interstate 76. Frank "Groove" Evers Director of Funky Action/Sims Activision" Killer! Friday, October 10, 1997 I'76 player killed in Hit and Run... Sugar Daddy was killed over the weekend in Europe in a tragic freak accident. Many of his friends were sent this following message regarding his death... This is Andr's (sugar daddy) mother. I have a very sad news here. But Andr was killed in a hit and run 2 days ago, and I am very sad to bring this news to you. Andr wish last wishes was that I had to message this news to all his i76friends on ICQ etc. And he also said that do not send this news on a chain letter, because Andr always hated chainletters. So respect his wishes and make him happy. Good Bye / Anna Vreltling Other news: I don't think any other news is nessecary today do you? Just remember that your playing REAL people next time you go on I'76net, and treat them with the respect another human being deserves... Tuesday, October 7, 1997 Speed Shop Withstands the Wrath of Satan... Yes, today is a fine day, and I will tell you why. The Speed Shop hits counter passes the lucky number 666, favorite numerical choice of the Beast himself! And contrary to the fanatical cries of doomsday-sayers and prophets, memphistopheles did NOT incur his wrath upon the Speed Shop, citing the Demon-like pace of feverish work the site admin had been putting into it, as a reason not to burn it all to hell... Team Intercept stuck in "New Honor Guard" mire. After being privately asked on many occassions to join and/or form a "New Honor Guard" by Vic Ferrari, and kindly rejecting these requests, Team Intercept is publicly mentioned as a possible ally in the "Anti-Hacking Crusade" in a message post from Vic Ferrari. Let's get this straight: Team Intercept cares about hacking/anti-hacking about as much as that princess that died... what was her name again?? Two thumbs down! Other news: Inanimate object hacks come to frutition. Yes, that's right, you too can drive a pine tree, telephone booth, trash can, or any number of terrain objects once thought undrivable. You propably don't feel like taking the old Conifer out for a spin, but in case you do, or want to see what the hell these guys are doing instead of actually PLAYING the game, here is the link. Why am I even announcing this? Because if you don't have these files unzipped in your addons directory, YOU CANNOT SEE THESE PLAYERS. Fortunately, due to the nature of the hack, you can't get hurt by their weapons either. The bad part about this is, of course, that they could concievably sit around in your game and you wouldn't know about it. And personally, I like knowing who is in my games. So far as I can tell Unzipping these hacks in your addons directory isn't much different than unzipping a map. Let it sit there, and if someone is using them, you can see it. Then again, you could simply ignore the whole thing. And Finally... Well, I said it's more a magazine than a newspaper, so there it is, a new header for 'The Interceptor!'. Monday, October 6, 1997 New venue for the Speed Shop. We now have a section devoted to the Team Intecept Divisional Circuit Team '97, entitled The WarPath. It will contain Maps, INT circuit records, and side bets on Team intercept players when the circuit gears up... At first this was going to the intercept.org site, but after some debate, we decided to leave it here, due to the steady amount of traffic this site has begun to recieve. This makes it easier for the competition in the circuit to "check up" on us. Other news: Funk [FM] of the FunkMen has started the First Bank of Texas. I'm not sure how it will relate with the AVA circuit, or if it will at all, and if it's an orginization, or a club, or new rules..? We shall see what sort of regulatory arrangements he decides upon for the bank, and see what it ends up doing. Thumbs up for new ideas! But what is it??? And Finally... Please don't ask the Speed Shop to put news up here, there are plenty of other I'76 sites that are fully devoted to advertising new tourneys, etc.. Look at this site as more of a magazine, then a newspaper. Newspapers are devoted to day to day happenings, wheras a magazine is more probing, more focused, has a slower rate of output, does interviews, has letters to the editor, that sort of thing... Not to say your news isn't important! It is, but I just don't have the time to do that sort of news coverage. Sunday, October 5, 1997 Gladitorus Revealed! The Circuit combat rules for Gladitorus an official AVA arena by SuiCyco, have been released and are now linked to SSS. You may view them here. Anonymous nonsense uncovered! Read this interview first to get your bearings on the situation INCORRECTLY described below. I just recieved this from 'crack interviewer' This just in... this log file was recieved by an anonymous source on the INTernet in broken form... it might be a bit scratchy... but we, as journalists, feel it is imperative that the truth be known! ------ SuiCyco: Gliebster is, by far and away, the most dedicated newsman in the I'76 world. Aside from being the Clark Kent... he... blows people... foolishly.... Gliebster: It all started in mid june. ...I worked on improving it I it got bigger and bigger as time went on. SuiCyco: I'll have to remember... to get caught in that.... Gliebster: Strange as it sounds, it was fun. That was when I completely... advertised it. ...Hail to the king baby! SuiCyco: That sounds cool. Gliebster: Well, Im not planning on finding someone else... but you never know. SuiCyco: ahh damn U! Gliebster: Grrrrrrr! SuiCyco: I like that... mother.... Gliebster: ...nature calls! Gliebster: Dad... and brother is takin shower!.....Im too lazy to go upstairs....what now, Sui? Your an experienced man!... Help me, Im gonna blow! SuiCyco: ...defecate on it Gliebster: Of course! SuiCyco: So then whats your... position? Gliebster: Well, I have 2 ways. #1... rear... You know how... that works. Ask Boz, same style basicly. #2... in da head!....My current favorite :) Gliebster: ... my bro is done in the shower (finally!) and I gotta relieve.... Ooooooh yeah!....felt good man! SuiCyco: ahem SuiCyco: You know, you can go blind doing that sort of thing. Gliebster: really? SSSuiCyco: Just kidding. SSSuiCyco: So have you always been so strong... or did something set you off? Gliebster: I set myself off.... I was a newbie... which sucked.... So after my 3 day experience... I decided to never touch it again.... SuiCyco: Most people can't handle... it.... SuiCyco: Well actually, sure it's possible.. if your not careful, the tile being wet and all... SuiCyco: Hundreds of people die that way each year.. it's a nasty way to go.. Gliebster: Youch!.....Hey Sui, wanna go play in the bathtub with me after this interview? SSSuiCyco: That's O.K.... any parting words? Gliebster: Keep on playing... and you'll have a lot more fun! SuiCyco: Well, you can't disguise enjoying [it] to it's fullest, and I don't think you should be ashamed of that. ------ We hope that this is all some sort of misunderstanding... but you all know Sui pretty well... hopefully not as well as Gliebster! -Crack Damn right it's a misunderstanding you anonymous son of a bitch! To find out the REAL deal, click here. Saturday, October 4, 1997 Well, well well. One of Team Intercept's own has stepped up to the challenge of making the circuit fly! Saving it from the clutches of everyday thrashing and doom, RC Cola comes in to make sure things work smoothly. Other news: A new interview. This one with an actual Activision employee. Check it out! Then, check this out too. It's the new interview information page. And finall... A change of e-mail addresses for the Speed Shop. The new feedback and reply address is "speedshop@geocities.com". Friday, October 3, 1997 AVA Divisional circuit has changed! And in my opinion, changed for the worse. It's tough admitting that there just isn't enough time to orgnize it PERFECTLY, still, I can't shake the feeling the Bob Bitchin (creator of the AVA system) is steering the circuit into something a bit lame like a wedensday night fight. If the paperwork is too much, fine, tone it down some, but if there is basically no structure to it, the whole circuit idea kind of looses it's point. Money for fights, accumulation of wealth, and side betting would have been a blast. Let's see if things get better as the idea progresses, because as things stand now, many drivers (including this one) are not very interested in the current implementation... While you are here, go check out the Service Statement, it's been thoroughly updated so people know exactly what they are getting into when they come through the shop, in case they don't know already... Thursday, October 2, 1997 Interview request rejected! I've been catching some flack for being 'pro-AVA', so to even things out with the ones feeling unrepresented, or even MISrepresented, I requested an interview with one of the DMV Administrator's, to get their view on things. After discussing the matter with other DMV admin's, I was told that no, there would be no interview at this time. But here is the kicker: How am I supposed to represent the people that are dissatisfied when they won't even have an interview to get their look on things into the open? Well, plenty other interviewees on the list. In other news: Circuit Team '97, the Team Intercpt bid to the AVA Divisional Circuit has been ironed out and is now in training for the battles to follow. Wedensday, October 1, 1997 Study methods revealed in 'top 10 players' list. Randomly selected players were questioned as to their 'top 10 list' of I'76 players, the results were then totaled to bring the scores below. Once again, this is NOT data being gathered by the speed shop, it is from an OUTSIDE SOURCE. Monday, September 29, 1997 An Independent study, (unassosciated with the Speed Shop), released this week on the most skilled players of I'76 yielded the following results: "Ok. Did we say sunday? We meant Monday morning. From the data gathered (in serious situations), consisting of 250 names in total, here is a TOP 10 list of this games most talented players. Votes cast are in brackets: #1: INT SuiCyco {126}. #2: INT Toxy. {91} #3: [DV]Vigilante. {90} #4. Kowalski[DSP] {79} #5: [ikill] Dali MadSon {69} #6: King Rod {55} #7: R66 Vic Ferrari {41} #8: Death Machine {39} #9: Covak {19} 10: Raider[HLA] {18}. We thank everyone for their participation and sincerely hope no one gets offended cuz they didn't make the top 10. I don't think there was any doubt from the beginning that SuiCyco would take the checkered flag. Congrats to Team Intercept. We'd also like to say that there were about 6 players tied for 11th with 16 votes and 20 tied for 12th with 15. Hee hee, and I almost forgot...JUST ONE HACK WAS EVEN MENTIONED. And even he sucks - (I know, I've played him). Thank you and good day." Well, great news for our very own staff of Dali Madson, myself, (SuiCyco) and our recent interviewee, INT Toxy! Still, I can't help but wonder where exactly the data came from, and who voted. Some of the best players, INT Thibor, Ax-L, HackKilla BFC, and EMP Zaphod, were eclipsed by some lesser names. What's up with that? Ah well. Majority rules, I guess. Sunday, September 28, 1997 The speed shop opens its doors. |